I'll marry you.
- I'll conduct a naming ceremony for
your precious child. - I'll do the
celebrant biz part of celebrating significant
milestones: anniversaries, renewal of vows,
naming ceremonies, renaming ceremonies,
housewarming, divorce ceremonies.
I'll encourage you to be unashamedly,
authentically you. To ditch outmoded
traditions. To skip the sexist bits. And to
give heteronormative assumptions the big
I'm the bees knees when it comes to personal
vows, handfasting, and other rituals, Scottish
and Irish weddings, and generally thinking way
outside the box. And I do a pretty good
I write everything myself - ceremonies,
information booklets, published books, blog
posts. Everything. So no-one is going to get a
or Groundhog Day
feeling at your ceremony!
I respect your privacy! Do you know which
celeb couples or people working in sensitive
occupations I've married? Of course not. My
lips are sealed.
I encourage you to write your own vows, but
I'll never force you to do that. I'll coach
you, work with you, and give you as much or as
little hands-on help as you want. My
never-fail five minute method of kicking off
your vow creation is easy and effective, but
if you would rather not start with a blank
page, I'll give you my vow builder. I'll even
write your vows for you. With your input, of
I never do lectures about how to run your
marriage or sanctimonious monologues about
what marriage is or should be. No Dad jokes.
No "look at me" moments. I'm all about Hey,
aren't these two just the best!
And I absolutely, definitely, will get all the
legal stuff done perfectly.
I welcome all couples, Diversity matters.
Inclusion matters. Equality matters.
I provide ceremonies for everyone regardless
of culture, age, gender, religion, sexual
orientation, or the time of day or type of
setting in which the ceremony is being held
(with a few exceptions relating to legality or
That's why I'm
More than "Just a Celebrant"
role do I play in your ceremony?
As your celebrant, I can
play one of three roles in your ceremony!
- I can officiate it, and, of
course, take care of all the legals
- I can play a cameo role in the
ceremony, while still taking care of all
- I can be Your UnderCover
Celebrant, completely behind
the scenes. For a non-legal
ceremony I can create the ceremony
script for you and hand it over. Ditto
for personal vows.